If you want me to post a Shizaya fan fic, reblog.
That moment when you have a great idea but no...
gleetaku: whiteyurirose: yuri-senpai: always My drawing skills are below zero anyways <//////3
When I first joined Tumblr I was like →
wowfunniestposts: WTF is anon WTF is a GIF Where the fuck is the vowel between the l and r in Tumblr? WTF do I do! Now I’m Like
WTF lines of the Black Butler 2 dub
Sebastian: If you should find yourself cornered, never fear. Simply maintain eye contact, back away, and call out "Oh dear, have you gained weight?"
Grell: How could you?! I'm so dainty!
Bard: Now what was that bloke's name again, uh, "Trampy" or something...?
Alois: I'd be happy to oblige; right after you bend down and kiss my ass, that is.
Ciel: I don't think it's your ass that will be kissed.
Claude: Group attack! Enjoy the bloody washtub!
Sebastian: It's hard as a rock, unwavering as steel, monumental as a mountain~ *porny moan*
Claude: Ciel Phantomhive, I'll ensnare you in my web, pierce your skin with my teeth, and while you writhe beneath me, I'll suck out that delectable soul of yours.
Claude: Continued thoughts of that demon will be detrimental to your spleen.
Grell: Imagine dear Bassy nude amid the rubble!
Grell: Ta-ta, Bassy, my scrumptious noodlekins!
Sebastian: Oh, party train~
Timber: Miss Hannah's way stacked.
Thompson: Serious boobage.
Canterbury: I like how they jiggle.
Grell: Oh honey, you know I'm not into children, they just aren't my thing.
me: I'll just get on tumblr for a few minutes before bed
me: Is that the sun
If my son is gay
Son: mom... i'm gay
Me: what was that?
Son: i'm... gay
Me: HA! KNEW IT!
Husband: what's going on?
Me: OUR SON'S GAY!
Husband: oh god.
Son: wait, is that okay?
Susband: no, i mean yes, it's definitely okay, just, er... your mother...
Me: ARE YOU DATING ANYONE?
Me: YOU CAN DATE WHOMEVER YOU WANT
Son: that's great mom bu—
Me: I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Husband: your mother has this thing about ga—
Me: I'M GOING TO BAKE YOU A CAKE
Son: mom that really isn—
Me: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SEKAIICHI HATSUKOI?! HAVE I EVER SHOWN IT TO YOU?
Me: WHAT ABOUT JUNJOU ROMANTICA?
Son: dad, what's going o—
Me: WE ARE GOING TO STAY UP LATE AND TALK ABOUT BOYS
Husband: walk away slowly son i'll try to handle your moth—
Me: YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY SLEEPOVERS AS YOU WANT WITH BOYS AS LONG AS IF THEY'RE CUTE
Son: i'm scared
Husband: it's okay. i was worried that this was going to happen
Me: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG!!
reinzu: i’ll stop being attracted to video game characters when they stop making them really sexy
Oh mother moon, what can I say. Your beauty so far, angers the day. He sulks and cries, my attention he craves. But all the night time, I sit by the graves. I talk with the dead, and call your name. My mother, my moon, Your one and the same.